The minute you walked through the university

I could see you were a grateful individual

A real big spender

Good mannered, so inspired

Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on your alma matter?

So let me get right to the point

I want to show our stories to every alumni

Hey big spender,

Pay a little attention to me

Wouldn't you like to feel good, good, good

How's about a few stories, stories

I could show what we've been up to

Let me show you what we've been up to!